October 14, 2009
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Smilin' Bob's Secret Misery
(originally found in the pages of Cracked.com )...
by seanbaby
I’ve developed sympathy for the poor Enzyte mascot, Bob.
Mangled by pharmaceutical enhancement and hiding behind a grin,
he longs for the normal life he can no longer have.
This is his story. In…
Comments (4)
I remember those commercials. LOL, I thought all that grinning was just plain creepy... this puts a new spin on it.
Puts a new spin of side effects.
yes, that too happy smile you want to slap off his face. poor bob.
whoa...i'm no. 31117. i kinda like that.
ps: um, is the poetry contest over?