Have you ever forgotten how old you were? have you ever been just dead wrong about it for a whole year? I think I must have hypnotized myself some how last year, I must have really not been very resistant or unimpressed or something....as was recently pointed out to me, I am 41, and about to to be 42 tomorrow...but all year i have been thinking i was *already* 42 and was about to turn 43.
i saw my mom a few days ago and she corrected me..but still it took a calculator + my mom + memories from school/ drunken new years eves gone by. to make me realize just how far off the calender i was .... I think maybe i was abducted...possibly brobed? (what a classic typo!) no, i haven't been 'brobed in a while thank god. just in ahaze of sortz.
i vaguely remember one of my other personalities pulling a fast one on me last year...maybe he wasnt having a good time at his birthday last year? I'm not sure.
I still don't get it. It's some kind of trick or riddle.
why would i believe i was a year older than i really was for almost a whole year?what would be the idea/purpose from the other one(s) ?
but i guess in the short term..
I AM NOT AS OLD AS I THOUGHT I WAS BY A WHOLE YEAR!
wow.
i still can't believe i'm still 41.
for one more day.
again.
; )
bonus pic!
"Kundalini Dragon" by Aaron McNees ©2011
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happy birthday
i can see going the other way. (in fact i stayed 26 for 3 whole years to the point where i accidentally lied to the doctor about it.) but seriously, i have to do math to figure out how old i am- which works pretty well as long as i remember what year it is.
in any case, happy birthday!!
You have a whole year to redo.
Happy Birthday!!
If I were going to redo a year, this last one would not have been my choice. I liked 1998.
Aaron, my man... about time for another brobe. Happy 42! It's the answer to life, the universe, and all that jazz. 42 was certainly a high-point for me. After that dad got cancer and died and other shit started happening and my brain got duller and my eyesight went to crap and my erections stopped being as firm and God stopped being my buddy and, well...you get the idea. But hey, I'm still here, right?
In any event this is all to say ENJOY 42. Apparently you get another year of it.