May 4, 2012
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wild xangans
According to the latest alarming latest figures¹, there may be fewer than 3,000 Xangans left in the wild.
Please help save these noble creatures from extinction.
They are losing there habitat to greedy conglomerate evil social networks that only care about the bottom dollar such as Myspace and Facebook.
Facebook hates puppies. Myspace Tom beats his kids.
Meanwhile, Xanga often posts cute puppy stories in the cutting edge featured content section of it's ever -oh-so- hip front page, and it's affiliate, Momaroo, always has a handy list of reasons why you should never beat your kids.
Did you know the bible says spare the rod and spoil the child?
It's true, but only if it's done in a loving way, and believe me, you don't want Myspace Tom loving kids with a rod. At least I hope you don't. That's just wrong.
Comments (10)
might be one less in the next few days
been nice knowing you
Judging by the hit counts I get per hour when i am number one on the front page, compared to the way it was. I would not be shocked if it was only 3000 active xangans now
I am pretty sure my space is as dead and Xanga
Hahahaha, this is great!
Good public service announcement.
Priceless
@bonmots - Talk to me please, message me. Please, what's up.
But xanga must survive. Or else, I will feel bad. Or maybe no more xanga could be a good thing for me.
Bravo!
lol