November 8, 2012
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More Funsies From Her and Him
Her
I want you
Himwell. we both know how that works. come home now, the boys are gone so we can make some noise.
HerSo hungry.
Him
i'm having post partum today.Her
It will go away when you get pregnant again.Him
come inoculate me.
HerI'll be there in a couple of hours.
what are you wearing?
Himi have nothing on but a pair of spiderman underwear, turned around backwards.
Heroohhh. Sexy. Is your spidey sense tingling because I'm thinking of you.
Him
it's either that or my rash, can't be sure which.
wanna help me check?
HerI will have to. I must make sure you are healthy
We will start at the armpits
Him
oooh, you can take my temperature.
but i like sugar on the thermometer.
make that maple syrup instead.
Her
Will do but you'll have to remove our shorts.
Him
no, i got them turned around backwards already, see?
Her
I will need you to lay down on the bed so that I can do a full examination.'
Himthat's what the little flap is for
Her
Nope. They will have to come off.
Him
(sighs) ok.
but then i definitely want maple syrup.
Her
Thank you.
Please wait in the bedroom and the doctor will see you in just a few hours. Please do not put your clothing back on.
Him
somehow i am strangely aroused by this.
Her
Trust me,I'm a doctor
Him
(sighs) ok.
Her
Arousal is your bodies normal response to stimuli. Sounds as thought you may be healthy but we can't be sure until I test your reflexes
Him
i don't think it's normal to be aroused by having thoughts maple syrup thermometers put up yer butt...but here i am.
by you of course, dear. in a nurses outfit.
or maybe a doctor coat with that pervy mirror on your head...
Her
Maple syrup is a natural antiseptic.
Himlol.
it's quite yummy, too. and prevents tooth decay.
Her
No. I take a more natural approach. I feel patients are more comfortable being nude if the doctor is also nude. Bedside manner is so very important
Him(sighs) ok.
Comments (2)
this is dream-like.i like a lot
what intriguing characters
great work