September 2, 2010

August 28, 2010

  • MOTHER TERESA BOMB! Special edition attack!

       

    Mother Teresa Blast
    Your mind channels your emotions and you burst
    with a powerful destructive explosion fueled
    by a Mother Theresa level generosity and humanitarian love
    for your brothers and sisters all over the world.
    Boom!

August 22, 2010

July 13, 2010

  •  
    Pedro The Lion, The Longer I Lay Here

    one, two, three, one ready go...
    you're up with the sunrise
    and down when the work's been done
    with excellence industry
    diligence naturally
    i would like to be you
    just for a few habit-forming years
    laziness cuts me like fine cutlery
    i need a miracle - someone to help me
    myself
    sweet jesus, i need you
    forgive me this sin
    not hookers or heroin, gambling or gin
    it sounds so ridiculous, but i just can't lick this
    i need a miracle - someone to help me
    myself
    someone to help me
    help
    myself

July 3, 2010

  •  
    Instant karma’s gonna get youGonna knock you right on the head You better get yourself together Pretty soon you’re gonna be deadWhat in the world you thinking of Laughing in the face of love What on earth you tryin’ to doI t’s up to you, yeah you Instant karma’s gonna get youG onna look you right in the face Better get yourself together darlin ’Join the human race How in the world you gonna seeLaughin’ at fools like meWho in the hell d’you think you areA super star Well, right you are Well we all shine onLike the moon and the stars and the sunWell we all shine on Ev’ryone come on Instant karma’s gonna get you Gonna knock you off your feet Better recognize your brothers Ev’ryone you meetWhy in the world are we here Surely not to live in pain and fearWhy on earth are you there When you’re ev’rywhere Come and get your shareWell we all shine onLike the moon and the stars and the sunYeah we all shine onCome on and on and on on onYeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah Well we all shine onLike the moon and the stars and the su nYeah we all shine onOn and on and on on and onWell we all shine onLike the moon and the stars and the sunWell we all shine onLike the moon and the stars and the sunWell we all shine onLike the moon and the stars and the sunYeah we all shine onLike the moon and the stars and the sun

June 6, 2010

  • Drill, baby, drill.

     

    The disaster in the gulf of Mexico has me really, really upset.
    Maybe some of you know how far I was prepared to go to stop the aerial slaying of wolves...
    Alaska, baby, (((deleted)))
    which fortunately never had to get to that point.
    Thanks, America.
    You never cease to surprise me.
    Malfeasance, hubris and gluttony not withstanding.

    BP should be fired, banned from oil production, and sent packing.
    It is telling that while everyone in the is blaming BP, and rightly so for this tragedy, who is it that BP points the finger at? Yeah, you guessed it- our old shady friend, Haliburton.
    You gotta be fucking kidding me.
    Wow.
    That's all for now. Maybe.Unless...
      
    ***
    now with bonus lyrics!:

    When you were young and your heart was an open book
    You used to say live and let life
    (you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
    But in this ever changing world in which we live in
    Makes you give in and cry
    Say live and let die
    Live and let die
    Live and let die
    Live and let die

    What does it matter to ya
    When you got a job to do
    You gotta do it well
    You gotta give the other fellow hell

    When you were young and your heart was an open book
    You used to say live and let life
    (you know you did, you know you did you know you did)
    But in this ever changing world in which we live in
    Makes you give in and cry

    ***

May 10, 2010

April 22, 2010

  • writes of spring

    Well, after 2 very long weeks, i am back in the saddle  and searching for treasure.
    Still listening to Nirvana, though. The season is getting off to a slow start around here, still gray, almost chilly still in the morning...what does a late spring mean again, anyway?


    "Sell the kids for food
    Weather changes moods
    Spring is here again
    Reproductive glands" 
    ~ 'In Bloom', kurt cobain

    Man, the look he gives the camera at 2:11 still gets to me.
    Nature is a whore, indeed.
    But that's okay, man. I like whores. It's the pimps I can't stand.

    that's all for now.
    gotta go make that $$$.
    more l8rz, i promise

April 14, 2010

  • something in the way

    my truck is still down.
    totally bored and depressed out of my mind.
    listening to nirvana and painting dark flowers.
    do they look familiar?
    ...
    ...
    "Underneath the bridge
    The tarp has sprung a leak
    And the animals I've trapped
    Have all become my pets
    And I'm living off of grass
    And the drippings from my ceiling
    It's okay to eat fish
    'Cause they don't have any feelings
    Something in the way, mmm
    Something in the way, yeah, mmm "

April 7, 2010

  • ))*((

    Today is the greatest
    Day I've ever known
    Cant live for tomorrow
    Tomorrows much too long
    I'll burn my eyes out
    Before I get out

    I wanted more
    Than life could ever grant
    Bored by the chore
    Of saving face

    Today is the greatest
    Day I have ever known
    Cant wait for tomorrow
    I might not have that long
    I'll claw my heart out
    Before I get out

    Pink ribbon scars
    That never forget
    Ive tried so hard
    To cleanse these regrets
    My angel wings
    Were bruised and restrained
    My belly stings

    Today is
    Today is
    Today is
    The greatest day
    That I have ever known

    I want to turn you on
    I want to turn you round
    I want to turn you on
    I want to turn you

    Today is the greatest
    Today is the greatest day
    Today is the greatest day
    That I have ever known